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Booty Guard Dogs

Tragedies happen.
For the times in life when you're on autopilot.
Consider the possibilities.
Your Booty Guard Dog will:

Sniff out healthy food

Insist on weighing every day.
Find all the demons in the house.
Le evil sucre bin
1/2 of Beansprout's birthday cake mix
miss THANG's brownie saved for 'after Lent'

When shopping, the Booty Guard Dog will 'encourage' healthy sections of the store.
Especially by biting when taken into the cookie aisle.
Booty Guard Dog will even help if you refuse to take him to the store.
When you're bringing in the groceries, the Booty Guard Dog will rip contraband to shreds.
It will require at least 5,000 human steps a day.

Or there will be 'consequences'.
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  1. EllenMarch 26, 2010 at 5:18 AM

    What an adorable booty dog! And what a great pet to have! I want one...

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  2. LeslieMarch 26, 2010 at 6:31 AM

    My 90 pounder would slurp up the booty guard dog for an appetizer! Very funny - great shots.

    Just saw you asked how work prep is going. I actually made coffee at home so not to stop on the way and get my usual 20 ouncer. I'll be jumping in the shower soon. It does feel a bit surreal to be going back. I can do anything for one day!!

    Have a good day with you brood and hubbend~

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  3. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 6:55 AM

    This was Great... I wonder how much effort it would take to train my poochies... I have a 100lb St. Bernard mix that is sooooo not trainable... LOL My boxer & shi-poo on the other hand, have potential..

    Have a Great Day!

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  4. TitanThirteenMarch 26, 2010 at 7:28 AM

    I wanna booty dog!

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  5. HelenMarch 26, 2010 at 7:59 AM

    Awww but such a cute booty guard dog!

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  6. Marisa @Loser for LifeMarch 26, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    I NEED a booty guard dog!

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  7. susanMarch 26, 2010 at 8:30 AM

    I need a booty guard dog. Your's is adorable. Can you train my cat to be a booty guard cat?

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  8. JourneyBeyondSurvivalMarch 26, 2010 at 8:32 AM

    You guys...I just realized BootyGuard also found some other things.

    Hotdogs

    and

    Sausage

    In the freezer! Ha haha ha ha. Brownies. Psh. That's romaine compared to those! Of course, it's the brownies I want. I suppose the Doggies will have to be trained to individual taste!

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  9. JourneyBeyondSurvivalMarch 26, 2010 at 8:37 AM

    ...or cats. You know @susan I think cats might be better at this job than dogs. I think their hiss might be more intimidating.

    @Leslie Go girl GO! I wish you luck on your first day back!

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  10. KatieMarch 26, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    Ohhhh, I LOVE your baby!!!

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  11. CorlettaMarch 26, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    You're a nut! Love it!

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  12. karen@fitnessjourneyMarch 26, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    Can I borrow her? LOL! She is adorable. Or is poochie a he?

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  13. UnknownMarch 26, 2010 at 10:03 AM

    I've got one of those little ankle biters too! Mine will NEVER let me put a bow in her hair, though - it would be gone in a 1/2 hour!
    Cute!

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  14. Diane Fit to the FinishMarch 26, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    My sheltie isn't so great as a guard dog. He barks occasionally but usually just wanders around hoping I'll feed him an extra time or two!

    You have a super cute dog - very fun post with a lot of truth!

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  15. Fat GirlMarch 26, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Hahaha. Too cute and funny. I needed a laugh, thanks!

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  16. MichelleMarch 26, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    :snicker: booty guard dog. You are hilarious!

    I can't wait till I can drink Coke again...I gave it up for lent (and I'm protestant!)

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  17. SteveMarch 26, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    Can I train my kitty to do this? She just kinda lays there (when she isn't spazzing out and running around like a crazy kitty).

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  18. My Lipstick LifeMarch 26, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    Your pooch is SOOOOOOOOOO cute! I'll take a booty dog like that anyday :)

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  19. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    LOL...you're a riot!!

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  20. paulawannacrackerMarch 27, 2010 at 12:55 AM

    Booty dog is so cute... glad I stopped by today. I needed the laugh.

    Have a great weekend
    Paula

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  21. TriciaMarch 27, 2010 at 2:23 AM

    That dog is a real ballbuster!

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