Tragedies happen. For the times in life when you're on autopilot . Consider the possibilities. Your Booty Guard Dog will: Sniff out healthy food Insist on weighing every day. Find all the demons in the house. Le evil sucre bin 1/2 of Beansprout's birthday cake mix miss THANG's brownie saved for 'after Lent' When shopping, the Booty Guard Dog will 'encourage' healthy sections of the store. Especially by biting when taken into the cookie aisle. Booty Guard Dog will even help if you refuse to take him to the store. When you're bringing in the groceries, the Booty Guard Dog will rip contraband to shreds. It will require at least 5,000 human steps a day. Or there will be 'consequences'.
The life of a train wrecked woman, trying to get back on track.