Journey Beyond Survival

Do not give birth to a severely constipated Chickadee. Do not give way to her anguish. Do not put Chickadee in a warm bath to 'smooth things out'. Do not listen to her traumatic wailing. Do not throw caution to the wind and strip in 10 seconds. Do not get in the bath with constipated Chickadee. Do not forget to lock the door. Do not let warm water massage child's lower back. Do not panic when hot water is gone. Do not break the aging Hot Water Faucet. Do not keep trying to turn off the now cold water. Do not streak to clean clothing across the hall. Do not yell for Hubbend. Do not send miss THANG for Hubbend. Do not tell miss THANG to ignore Grandma and get Hubbend anyway. Do not get angry when it takes Hubbend 20 minutes to get there. Do not sob and tell Hubbend ALL about it. TOM came this morning. An enema came afterward. Chickadee seriously needed me as a doula. It won't do any good to tell me I shouldn't have done it. I know it was the right thing for us. I...

Now before I let all y'all to the above, I have to let you hear his side of the story. Without further ado here is Mr. No More Bacon himself: It seems as though there was a mix-up at the factory and the post that I was supposed to have my team of worker bees put up on Wednesday ended up getting pushed back until Thursday. Lazy Bees! Just so you know that when you look up The Guy Who Would Forget His Ass If It Weren’t Attached in the dictionary there is a great big picture of me. On an unrelated note, if you find a dictionary that has a listing for The Guy Who Would Forget His Ass If It Weren’t Attached I’d love to buy a copy from you. Hey, I’ve never seen myself in a book before. This is the part of the post where I quit blabbering and simply offer my sincerest of apologies for the mishap earlier this week. I’m sorry! NOW you can enjoy the guest post from JBS over at my place. Click this link , I promise her awesome post will be found there. -NoMoreBacon This is NOT an April Fool...