Weight: 214.8 BMI: 30.0 (On the brink!) Weight lost to date: 7.7 Date Night INT. CAR- AFTER BABYSITTER DROP Me: Are you okay? You look kind of stressed. Him: Yeah. I'm just worried about buying that computer I needed to buy. I hate to do it, but I had to. INT. RESTAURANT-JUST SEATED Me: Are you okay? You look kind of stressed. Having asked this question three other times. Him: Yeah. I just don't have a lot to talk about. Me: (muttering) Brilliant. Just brilliant. INT. RESTAURANT- AWKWARD PAUSE Me: Isn't there anything you're excited about your computer? Him: Well . . . Me: C'mon, Mr. Techno. You can't tell me there isn't something. INT. RESTAURANT-TWO MINUTES LATER-STILL TALKING Him: Hey! Me: What? Him: Thanks for going out of your way to make pleasant conversation! INT. RESTAURANT-15 MINUTES LATER-STILL TALKING Him: So, how's your new blog going? INT. RESTAURANT-15 MINUTES LATER-STILL TALKING Me: Hey . . . Thanks for making pleasant conversation wi...
The life of a train wrecked woman, trying to get back on track.