Tips

You know you've been at the hospital
when you clog the toilet when you come home.

You know you've been at the hospital
when you're glad for the free food,
even the stuff in the lounge.

You know you've been at the hospital
when you realize how much you pay in premiums
and that none of that food was free.

You know it's been a good trip to the hospital
when you're excited to make the call
to grandmas and friends and loved ones.

You know it's been a good trip to the hospital
when your husband rides the goodwill wagon
through the parking garage.

You know it's been a good trip to the hospital
when all you have to do is
a general anesthetic MRI.

You know you've been to the hospital
a little too often
when that is good news!

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