Okay. Deep breath. Again. Okay. So . . . I hate to alarm you, but I have a rather prolonged problem over here. At least two years in the making I would say. I've seen two doctors, and used four or five over the counter remedies. Sounds like a problem, right? But, it goes back even farther than that. At the ripe age of fifteen years old, I had a septic hip , which is basically a staph infection that invades a joint. In other words, it declares nuclear warfare and plays for keeps. If they hadn't operated immediately I would have lost my hip joint within a couple of days. As you can imagine they blasted me with the full arsenal of antibiotics. They left the incision open for 4 days in order to be able to administer antibiotics directly to the joint. I know, I know. GROSS. Sorry, I just find myself repeating the gory details like a labor and delivery story. Or a combat tale. Anyway, I found myself after this wi...